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detector Administrator	posted 10-18-2009 12:50 AM This is the place to post your entries. Follow the format of the Sample Entry below as best you can. (TIP - Read the UBB Code Instructions to learn how to make your text bold and to include a link to your redneck picture. If you just can't figure it out, email me your 1. redneck picture 2. your one-liner and 3. your full name and I will post it for you. detector@polygraphplace.com) **** BEGIN SAMPLE ENTRY ** If you play horse-shoes with your own Bemis Commercial toilet seat... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You Might Be a Redneck! ** END SAMPLE ENTRY **** That's it. Last one to post their entry is a Redneck ------------------ Ralph Hilliard PolygraphPlace Owner & Operator Be sure to visit our new store for all things Polygraph Related http://store.polygraphplace.com [This message has been edited by detector (edited 10-18-2009).] [This message has been edited by detector (edited 10-18-2009).] [This message has been edited by detector (edited 10-18-2009).] IP: Logged
rnelson Member	posted 10-19-2009 02:20 PM That's just nasty. Now, I've had my car up on jack stands, and I've even had my transmission on my back porch (what better place to work on the worn out synchros)... but that is just nasty, plain and simple. Have you ever seen where those things come from? ----------------------- You might be a redneck if you bathe every Sunday, whether you need to or not. r ------------------ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." --(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964) IP: Logged
liedoctor Member	posted 10-20-2009 06:48 AM You might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car... IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-28-2009 10:15 AM Ralph I think this means that you win the title by default! Congrats! Ted IP: Logged
detector Administrator	posted 10-28-2009 03:09 PM Hey Ted, It is certainly appearing that way. I was planning on massaging the competition a bit, however, all in one day our Uncle Died, followed by an additional family crisis I cannot begin to explain, except to say its taking enormous amounts of time and energy to deal with. Hence no Blog updates for over a week. As for this, I'm not sure if the idea of having to get a picture posted is a big stumbling block, if there is fear of being insensitive to people or if everyone is just like myself and too busy for fun. That's okay, I'm getting fairly used to the inability/lack of desire that a majority of examiners seem to have regarding connecting in ways other than they are already comfortable with. But I'll keep trying nonetheless. ------------------ Ralph Hilliard PolygraphPlace Owner & Operator Be sure to visit our new store for all things Polygraph Related http://store.polygraphplace.com [This message has been edited by detector (edited 10-28-2009).] IP: Logged
sackett Moderator	posted 10-28-2009 05:52 PM Ted/Ralph, I had to recuse myself from this competition. It just wouldn't be fair. For you fellas, I mean... Jim IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-28-2009 06:20 PM Jim, Being a Hillbilly with excessive facial hair does not make someone a "Red Neck". Most Red Necks have a job and don't sit at home all day collectin' a check from the state of Nevada. Ted IP: Logged
sackett Moderator	posted 10-28-2009 07:13 PM Ted, as I read your recent posting, I must admit, that if I weren't so intoxicated, I might be insulted...maybe... Jim P.S. I get a check...? IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-29-2009 06:26 PM Jim, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and I would like to make it up to you. Howsabout this weekend, we go to the fairgrounds and watch the Tractor Pull Extravaganza! Hell, I'll even pay for the corn dogs! You in? I had to edit this post 'cause I forgit that I had a 2 fir 1 coupon 'case you wanted to bring some kin folk. Ted [This message has been edited by Ted Todd (edited 10-29-2009).] IP: Logged
detector Administrator	posted 10-29-2009 06:52 PM Yeee Hawwww!! Can I come too Ted? Signed, Hank Hilliard ** this was my real redneck name growing up (I think I may be sharing way too much about myself...wait...did I say that out loud?) ------------------ Ralph Hilliard PolygraphPlace Owner & Operator Be sure to visit our new store for all things Polygraph Related http://store.polygraphplace.com [This message has been edited by detector (edited 10-29-2009).] IP: Logged
Ted Todd Member	posted 10-29-2009 09:52 PM Ralphbob, Haale ya yall can come! Tell Nadinebob to wear her tight shorts n tank top and she can walk the track betwixt rounds holdin' the sign to let folks know what round it are! We all goin' boil up a little Possum for the tailgate party so git ther erlie! Ted IP: Logged
rnelson Member	posted 11-19-2009 04:37 PM You might be a read-neck if you ever use the first person super-plural "we all," or more correctly "weez'all" r ------------------ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." --(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964) IP: Logged
Gordon H. Barland Member	posted 11-20-2009 12:07 AM Weuns don' say "we all" down home in 'bama. Y'all mus be from Tayexus! IP: Logged

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